Orion In The Abyss

Slacked throughout the whole weekend and chionged all my tutorials on sunday night. (Typical last minute work XD) Suprised to see Mrs Wati at our OC classroom. (she was relieving Ms Lau) Took attendance and just before the needle struck 14, Clement barged in. Everyone praised him for playing the "15 minute game" lol although he had no idea what was going on. Mrs Wati went through the basics of functional groups and naming bla bla did our tutorial questions on the board. For some reason, Mrs Wati picked me and Maxswen to do the last 2 questions on the board.

All eyes were on us as we went up to do the questions. (must have to do with the scandal again)Finished mine first while Max struggled with his. The winner: mememememe. ^^ Max made alot of mistakes as well. LOL Had lunch outside the concourse with Zheng Hao while Chrisha and Natalie went to redo their summary. Mother Charissa and Prophet Nicholas teleported away to exorcise God knows what HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Expended my Zhang Peng Zhi dictionary with new added words such as Carbon pronounced as car-bomb and learn as near LOL.

Cracked some lame stuff with Ernest and Ayuni in math stats. Jason mentioned a bunch of racy stuff involving Li yen and me zzzz.

HAP was fun. let me summarise, i can't remember alot:

-Jason making some barbaric noises while Mr Goh was explaining,
-Ernest posing as Mr Goh
-Heejay and Jason sticking a sanitary pad on the window =.=
-Madeline called melanin
-Jason trying to get me to sit beside you know who as a reward for defeating Maxswen LOL.
-Maxswen and i fighting over the Director position for KFC (Kelly Fan Club lol)

bb. The End

Wednesday, the most dreaded the day of the week, was surprisingly entertaining this time round. Mr Lloyd took to the stage in our first biomolecules lecture with him. He gave a a brief overview of the topic: Carbohydrates(as usual =P) and went on to identify and locate the position of the functional groups to bla bla bla bla and the carbon backbone bla blaaaaa. (i really stuggled to stay awake during the lecture.) Cracked some lame jokes and went for our break while Natalie stayed back to ask her redundant questions again zzzz. Charissa and Chrisha... ...

GAHHH, FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT JUNK! APEL was really fun. Dr Quek made us play a game of interest bingo. Zheng Hao and I were classified as owls while most of the girls put doves as their soul creature. Here's the list of the more interesting ones-
Adriel: Goldfish (cute HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA)
Andrea:Watermelon ( hard on the outside zzzz)

Jason was hoping i would be a dove; just like Kelly. (and the scandal continues =P)

Charrisa, Nicholas and i cranked up during PIPC. One joke led to another and we were soon drawing unholy and lame stuff on our notes. The only thing i remember was Charissa trying to get Clement's hair to grow back HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

I was paired up with Chrisha during CSAS1. Although we were both relatively strong in this field, we sucked at summary; I practically missed out half of all the points and we even changed the meaning of the summary while paraphrasing LOL.
Kelly went up next and she executed her speech like a divine angel(no other words to describe her) - even i was fascinated! Gave her the loudest applause at the end along with the Maxswen.

Thursday and Friday were pretty similar. Shall not write about it. =D
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HAP lab and BOOMZ; no one was listening to Mr Goh again..(as usual XD) While marking attendance, Jason made alot of lame catcalls and even helped the guys state that they're present and in a girly voice and vice-versa for the girls. HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

We began our lab session an extremely informal manner; no goggles,gloves or safety equipment of any sort. =P Mr Goh made us do a couple of diffusion and osmosis experiments with dialysis sacs and allowed us to roam around while viewing the slides of the different kinds of epithelial cells under a microscope. Did the benedict test,chloride test and iodine test and wrote or answers done. It kinda reminded me of Mr Rick's lab sessions.( yes i do miss him....D=)

PIPC lab was worst. Our lab instructor was a woman that RESEMBLED Ms Kaur and what's worst is that her name WAS Ms Kaur as well. (Nothing like the one in FTPSS though.) She was damn strict and Chrisha and i were made to redo our experiment because we failed to comply with her stupid rules. D= We made her proud at the end as we successfully measured 1.000g of water and salt in the quickest possible time. (HI 5 CHRISHA!) =DDDD

This was when some mystical happened...i was walking out of the concourse and someone called out my name. I turned around and came face to face with a familiar looking girl. The first thing she asked was" Are you Shawn from Greenwood... ...?"

....................................................................................................................................................................................... then it hit hit me at that instant. Everything from my primary school life came flooding into my mind. "I KNOW YOU! YOU USED TO BE IN MY CLASS! YOUR NAME STARTS WITH J...ERR JULIET RIGHT!?"

*The rest was rather personal. We basically just caught up with each other and i took the bus with her back to admiralty station.I couldn't accept the fact that after 6 years of absence did not part us. Talked about our past...how we caught spiders near the basketball caught and what we did...*

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A hell lot happened these 2 days.(excluding the incredibly long and consecutive lab sessions XD) The Holy Clan members and i lingered in ITAS long enough and tried to find a seat but to no avail.D= This was when i met Joey for the first time. She and her bunch of friends were looking for a table of 4. After exchanging gestures and chatting for a while, I gave up our seats to them and left for the Biz Park.(On our way out i met Halim again and better still; Eunice at the Business school =DDDDD)

Then came lab. Bio-molecules lab was soooooo fun. We took the same lift as Mr Lloyd and that meeting alone allowed Me Lloyd to remember my face. In the lab, he picked me to be the lab demonstrator/model for today. =P(I was sitting right in front of him) He made me sanitize my gloves 4 times and wash my hands twice before i even got to demonstrate LOL. Then he embarrassed me by making me do the experiment on my own then corrected every mistake i made XD. Everyone was laughing at me. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Then came the worst part; Mr Lloyd decided to pick an assistant demonstrator to assist me. Everyone began to chant"KELLY! KELLY! KELLY!" .__. Fortunately Mr Lloyd picked Yi Min instead. XD

Lab was fun with Chrisha and Natalie. We did alot of micro-pipetting and wasted a lot of microfuges in the process LOL. Mr Llyod was a great lab teacher (and flirter) =D

Had a really good chat with my friends before going home. (BTW we made alot more mother Charissa jokes such as toilet exorcism and holy water dispelling. With all the members being able to teleport LOLOLOLOL. XDDDD)

The end =D

Learnt about hybridization in OC yesterday, tissues and membranes in HAP today. i could coped with just about everything the lecturers taught but, it's my friends that are worried about. They practically invited me to the library to help them with all the science related subjects during every break; that was how despo they were.

During APEL yesterday, Ernest and Adriel voted Mike Tyson the boxer and rapist in. =.= They said something about him being a man's man and never gives up in raping HAHAHAHA.Luckily Dr Quek was understanding and took it as a joke. Madeline and Kelly were laughing at Mr Goh's expression when he concentrates(he twitches on eyebrow =D) throughout his whole HAP lecture LOL.

Mr Chris cracked some lame jokes during his tutorial and dismissed us an hour early zzzz. Jason and gang got lost on his way here and called to consult me. Before i could say a word Kelly took my phone and stared blabbering at him. She handed it back to me and i gave him the directions to our block followed by a string of tamil words XD.

Charissa and Nicholas were bored of watching the video footage of Mr Goh's lecture and started scribbling and sketching lame and childishly funny stuff on his foolscap.(we didn't print our notes =P) He got our entire clique into religion and we had a good laugh about the Unholy Bible. Soon, our Specs Clan was known has the Holy Clan LOLOLOLOL.

Here are the titles we gave ourselves:

Charissa-Mother Charissa
Nicholas-Prophet Nicholas
Zheng Hao-Father Zheng Hao
Natalie:Sister Natalie
Me:Rabi Shawn
Aaron:Traitor Aaron HAHAHAHHA.

That's all for now.the enddddd =DD

I would rather not write about what happened during lessons but i will make an exception for this one.

During our HAP lecture, everyone was dozing off as usual.XD The lecturer tried to make it as interesting as possible but all he did was recap and we learnt almost nothing at all for the first half of the lesson. Then, the fun began. He asked for a volunteer to come down to the stage-platform to demonstrate the the anatomical position. He got a volunteer from a BMS and students and these were his orders: Stand upright, legs parallel(he put leg in front of the other LOL),arms by the side with palms facing forward (he stretched both arms out instead LOL) The lecturer soon corrected him and while he wasn't looking, the student did a double handjob movement HAHAHAHAHHA. That got everyone laughing intially. Until we remembered that there were 5 other LTs watching him through the video footage. The lecturer caught him in the act and made him write his name, class and admin down - which he did(wrong info =D) - and went back to his seat.

Before that i went off for lunch with Natalie, Charrisa, Zheng Hao and Aaron and ITAS. We had a hard time looking for a seat but we eventually did. Zheng Hao and i decided to patronise the Italian stall but were shocked to see it run by chinese nationals LOL. We ordered the lagsane and were turned off by the fact that the lagsanes were already pre-made and she just popped them into the microwave. =.=
The students wiaitng in line got impatient with the cashier as she was really slow.( that was when i found out they were closing down HAHAHAHA.)

Had a nice chat with my mates about vacation sites and career choices and went to the library. Natalie and Charissa went off to the toilet while we met up with Nicholas. Got bored of waiting for the lift and Nicholas led me up through the fire escape to the 7th floor. Zheng Hao tried to tail us but failed and ended up coming 5 mins later LOL. Studied OC and just before HAP lecture, we ran down the fire escape with a whole bunch of other students as if the building was fire LOL.=D

After school our clique headed down to the library again and studied HAP and did our tutorials on PIPC and OC. Went for dinner at The Designer foodcourt at the school of Design. Ordered steak from their well-renown western food stall and when it was Natalie's turn, they were all out of food HAHAHAHAHHA.

Went to cheers, bought some stuff and sat down the the school of Business for a humorous chat. Zheng Hao tried forcing Nat to take a bar of chocolate but she refused. At the end of the the day, the bar went back to Zheng Hao LOLOLOLOLOL. Took bus 15 with Natalie and found myself at Pasir Ris interchange alone. Figured the shortest way back home and arrived back an hour late =.=.

The End =DDDDD